“It was a dark and stormy night when he sashayed into my office. Pulling a swig off my fifth of bourbon, I asked, ‘What can I do for you, sweet cheeks?’ He blushed, and stammered, ‘I need to hire you to find my manhood.’ Yeah, I figured that was what he was missing. I’m not […]

“I love to dance and I spend a great deal of time on my feet doing all sorts of moves and stretches. At the end of the day all I want is someone to bathe my tired feet in hot water and massage them. But I think that I would enjoy a little bit of […]

“I love to strip. It’s very sensual and kind of dirty to know that you shouldn’t be getting naked, but you are, and people are watching. I especially love it when I have on hose because it’s like you’re naked, but you still have on clothes. And the feel of the nylon while it’s coming […]

“I find women sexy. Not because they are softer or prettier than men, but because when a woman is confident and displays her inner strength to the world, then she is at her most sexy, and intrigues me. I don’t prefer women to men, but I do enjoy touching and lightly caressing women’s bodies. Especially […]